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qwertyman1990's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 56 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,090 Points

*Flight*

Close Call Unlocked 1/31/11
10 Points
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Easy Gliding Unlocked 1/31/11
10 Points
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Flying Low Unlocked 1/31/11
10 Points
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Long Haul Unlocked 1/31/11
10 Points
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Second Wind Unlocked 1/31/11
10 Points
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Swan Dive Unlocked 1/31/11
10 Points
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Big Money Unlocked 1/31/11
25 Points
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Daredevil Unlocked 1/31/11
25 Points
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Galaxy Unlocked 1/31/11
25 Points
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Icarus Unlocked 1/31/11
25 Points
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Supersonic Unlocked 1/31/11
25 Points
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
What Happen? Unlocked 1/31/11
25 Points
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
20 Stars 5 Points Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
High Flyer 5 Points Reach an altitude of 15m.
Hourglass 5 Points Be flying for 1 minute.
Lift Off 5 Points Travel 200m in a single flight.
All Star 10 Points Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Bird Hunter 10 Points Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Profit 10 Points Collect $500 in a single flight.
Efficiency 25 Points Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
The Prophecy 25 Points Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Borbonne-Le-Bonne 50 Points Clear France in 15 days or under.
Royal Mail 50 Points Clear England in 8 days or under.

Medals Earned: 12/23 (210/410 points)

AMP'D

LOLWUT? Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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SIX PACK Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
Collect 6 cans in a row.
50 YARD DASH Unlocked 12/1/10
10 Points
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
FATIGUE 5 Points Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
INFARCTION 5 Points Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
100 YARD DASH 10 Points Survive 100 yards(300 feet).

Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/15/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/25/10
5 Points
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He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 6/6/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 5/26/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/16/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B747 Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/16/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)

Minute Hardcore

BRONZE KILLSCORE Unlocked 11/24/11
5 Points
Kill 200
SILVER KILLSCORE 10 Points Kill 500
GOLD KILLSCORE 25 Points Kill 900
PLATINUM KILLSCORE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)

Portal Defenders

First Blood Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/2/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)

Quickdraw GUN.5

Bullshit, Mr Han man! Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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GARBAGE DAY! Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Get off my plane! Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Hasta la vista, baby Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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He had to split Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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Its just been revoked Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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Play times over Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
Defeat the first opponent.
You talkin' to me? Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Youre fired Unlocked 12/1/10
5 Points
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Go ahead, make my day 5 Points Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Say hello to my little friend! 5 Points Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
To be or not to be. Not to be. 5 Points Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Yeah, well I'm taller 5 Points Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
You think you're bad, huh? 5 Points "You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. 5 Points Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
You're the disease and I'm the cure 5 Points Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
Your move, creep 5 Points Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Youve just been erased 5 Points Defeat Hans with the handgun.
If it bleeds, we can kill it. 10 Points Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dead or alive youre coming with me Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forgiveness is between them and God. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuck you, asshole! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He said he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I could crush you like a worm Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm going to hit you with so many rights... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It ain't over. The way I see it, we've only just begun. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Put the bunny back in the box Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
That's not funny. That's not funny at all. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wake up, time to die Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Flawless victory Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I ll be back Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I'm gonna get medieval on your ass. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Its mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Smile, you son of a bitch! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
So many assholes, so few bullets Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're gonna need a bigger boat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're terminated, fucker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
YOURE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Remember when I promised to kill you last? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
...I lied Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/48 (65/355 points)